SpAcE Junk...

Grandma was awesome

The Hour : Ricky Gervais

Half decent little interview. If you appreciate Gervais sense of humor or have the potential to laugh at a joke, you might get something from this.

I'm F**king (insert celeb name here)

Well if you haven't seen the little clip made famous on Jimmy Kimmel, fret not. By the end of this you will be sick of this little tune.

I'm F**king Matt Damon:



I'm F**king Ben Affleck: (jump to 1:25)



I'm F**king Seth Rogen: (yep, this one's new)

Nokia Morph Concept (long)

What's all the fuss about nanotech?
Well its hard to explain because that age hasn't arrived but we're close...oh so close. Check out this Nokia view of the near-future. Its a little long but has its benefits. If only the music wasn't so crappy.

Pineapple Express Uncut Trailer

This looks like it could be a cult classic.

Not to sound depressing...

Take a look.

silence

1963. Thich Quang Duc, the Buddhist priest in Southern Vietnam , burns himself to death protesting the government's torture policy against priests. Thich Quang Dug never made a sound or moved while he was burning.

Picture Day

Here's something to gaze upon for a moment.

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And I'm Fucking Glad

Living in my shadow.

Life is getting tedious.... School is on my back like a chain-smoking monkey, and worst of all, I'm not even doing that well. Sure I could try harder, but the sheer fact that I'm making any sort of effort is new to me.
The honest truth is that I'm lazy and I'm pretty good at getting away with the bare minimum.
So what's the problem, right? The answer to that is Fulfillment, of which I currently have none. Once in a while... just to prove to myself, I like to raise the incredibly low bar I have set. So today....or should I say tonight, I will attempt to steer myself away from depression for a while and see what I'm capable of once again.

Welcome to Middle-America......(A Video)

From The Site:

"It never fails that every day, someone will leave a comment asking us why we spend so much time watching news shows and pointing out Republican framing and other types of media bias.

This is why.

A)I don’t want a man that’s going to use the Koran to be sworn in as President instead of the Bible.”

Q) Where did you get this information that Barack Obama wanted to be sworn in on the Koran?

A) From one of our Church members that’s keeping up with what his comments are and you know he wouldn’t even do the Pledge of Allegiance. He refused."

Wow.... Yeah I also heard Bin Ladens couzin plans on making terrorism Legal!
Jesus for President!!

Dwight Howard Superman Dunk

A Spectacular dunk at the NBA 2008 All-Stars. Looks better each time I see it.

Keith Olbermann Special Comment *MR BUSH YOU ARE A FASCIST!*

Olbermann delivers yet another speech demonstrating the inadequacy of Bush. I'm amazed at how many mistakes were made, simply in this one instance. I suppose it can only get better.

John Cleese’s “Letter to America”

Dear Citizens of America,
In view of your failure to elect a competent President and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.

Her Sovereign Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories (except Kansas, which she does not fancy), as from Monday next.
Your new prime minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
1. You should look up “revocation” in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up “aluminium,” and check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.
2. The letter ‘U’ will be reinstated in words such as ‘colour’, ‘favour’ and ‘neighbour.’ Likewise, you will learn to spell ‘doughnut’ without skipping half the letters, and the suffix “ize” will be replaced by the suffix “ise.”
3. You will learn that the suffix ‘burgh’ is pronounced ‘burra’; you may elect to spell Pittsburgh as ‘Pittsberg’ if you find you simply can’t cope with correct pronunciation.
4. Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels (look up “vocabulary”). Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as “like” and “you know” is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication.
5. There is no such thing as “US English.” We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter ‘u’ and the elimination of “-ize.”
6. You will relearn your original national anthem, “God Save The Queen”,
but only after fully carrying out Task #1 (see above).
7. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday. November 2nd will
be a new national holiday, but to be celebrated only in England. It will be called “Come-Uppance Day.”
8. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you’re not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you’re not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you’re not grown up enough to handle a gun.
9. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. A permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
10. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and this is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean.
11. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric immediately and without the benefit of conversion tables… Both roundabouts and metrification will help you understand the British sense of humour.
12. The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling “gasoline”) - roughly $8/US per gallon. Get used to it.
13. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call french fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called “crisps.” Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with malt vinegar.
14. Waiters and waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers.
15. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as “beer,” and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as “Lager.” American brands will be referred to as “Near-Frozen Gnat’s Urine,” so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
16. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors as English characters. Watching Andie MacDowell attempt English dialogue in “Four Weddings and a Funeral” was an experience akin to having one’s ear removed with a cheese grater.
17. You will cease playing American “football.” There is only one kind of proper football; you call it “soccer”. Those of you brave enough, in time, will be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American “football”, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a
bunch of Jessies - English slang for “Big Girls Blouse”).
18. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the “World Series” for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable and forgiven.
19. You must tell us who killed JFK. It’s been driving us mad.
20. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty’s Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due, backdated to 1776.
Thank you for your co-operation.
John Cleese

Overtime

A fantastic, little CG masterpiece. The short is a tribute to the muppet creator Jim Henson.

Obama vs Clinton Hollywood Democratic Debate 3

This is the kind of supporter every candidate wants on their side. Politics aside, the interviewer is railing this kid. "Oh look, another Obama supporter who supports a personality and knows nothing about politics"
Kid: (Intelligent political discussion)
Interviewer: "Shit"
Good to see someone fully aware of of their candidates strengths and positions. I think the cameraman was initially trying to find a question that couldn't be answered, but as the interview proceeded, the kid really won him over.

Sony Displays Holographic Nessie in 3-D!

Holograms on smoke and water have been demonstrated before, but this is amazing. The 15 M Nessie was demonstrated on Tokyo Bay. Other then the cheesy music, its pretty worthy of the nifty crap title.

Hello...Mr. Freeman

I came across this little beauty today. Some people were just born to play certain roles, and if ever this movie got made, Hugh Laurie seems ideal. I am of course referring to the videogame, Half-Life that stars Gordon Freeman, a physicist in the future. Maybe you hate games, or haven't watched Laurie play House in...erm, House. Either way it doesn't matter. The Half-Life series is as ingenious as it is captivating, and Freeman, who has no voice in the videogame seems to be the type of character who could only be played by someone with the chops of Laurie.
I am usually against turning games into shitty movies, especially one's as highly praised as Half-life, but that being said....if it were done right....well who knows what then.