Lightning

Slow motion makes everything cooler, look.


101 posts. Wow.

Some of the worst acting on T.V.

It was all well and good until CSI Miami became the most watched show in the world. Yes, that right. Now I want to break David Caruso's stupid sunglasses in half. Why do people love this crap?



I've only watched this thing to 3 mins. I'm amazed that's only halfway.



Carrey nails it.

Virtual Barbershop

Virtual Barbershop - The best bloopers are here

This awesome piece has to be listened to with headphones. It doesn't work half as well in any other way. Also works best in a quiet room, alone. Oh and if you don't have headphones... Remember, it's the 21st century, make an effort to keep up.
On a side note, what's with the lame Italian accent? It sounds like a bad Super Mario impersonator. Guess its for the genuine barbershop "feel".

pictu-cational

Visual Learning...

Faking a heart attack in court

Summer is here and I was enjoying it but now I'm back with a little advice.
Don't be as amazingly stupid as this guy.


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Carlin on names

I haven't watched much else these days...

George Carlin has passed away at 71

FUCK....
I saw him live last year. Great was an understatement. I guess it's fair to say he died at a ripe age and that he leaves an encyclopedia of work that will never be forgotten but that's not true. Humanity needed people like Carlin and I don't think any entertainer's passing has ever made me this sad.
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam. " -George Carlin



You'll be missed man.

Einstein in Color

Made public only a few years ago for some reason. Unique and fascinating.

Poopfreeze

No, this is not a joke. Yes, this is the highlight of my day.

Denon $500 1.5 Meter Ethernet cable!

This is just ridiculous....
Some how the electronics manufacturer Denon thinks it can sell a $2 product at a mark up of 25000%. And you know what... they can. Some rich idiots have spent money on these things.



But I have to say... the description is a lot better. "Denon's 1.5 meter (59 in.) ultra premium Denon Link cable was designed for the audio enthusiast. Made from high purity copper wire and high performance connection parts, the AK-DL1 will bring out all the nuances in digital audio reproduction from any of our Denon DVD players with the Denon Link feature. Attention to detail when building this cable was used by employing high quality insulation, tin-bearing alloy shielding and woven jacketing to reduce vibration and to add durability. Additionally, signal directional markings are provided for optimum signal transfer. Rounded plug levers help prevent breakage."
Classic...
If you are still shaking your head you should read the fantastic Amazon reviews.

Here are some highlights:

"Holding this cable in my hands actually makes me feel that much closer to the Lord Jesus.."

"If time travel is your thing, there is just no way to get the flux capacitor to fire correctly without this cable. Well worth the money."


"This cable in unbelivable, I connected this puppy upto my PC and router, and it's made the world of difference, last night I managed to download the entire Internet to my PC in 10 nanoseconds, when I view pages, there are no load times at all, and all the p0rn looks so much better.

This is the best $499.99 I have ever spent, the fact it's now reduced by $1 is even better. Get one now, and download the internet instantly yourself."

O.K. that's enough for today. I guess there really is a sucker born every minute.

CBS News Correspondent:

I have to agree.

If you want to watch the full interview click Here and skip to 13:20 before its potentially taken down. I highly recommend it.

Very Close Tornado

That was close

I feel uncomfortable.

See above...

It could be useful......

One day..... our lives will make use of this skill.

Learn Magic Tricks at 5min

So bad its good

Nothing currently is funnier to me then awful movies that are unintentionally entertaining. This ranges from action flicks to things like Walker Texas Ranger. I don't think I'm alone here so I will begin with one of the greatest fight scenes of all time.




Have you seen anything more entertaining? If you didn't finish it, the true gold is at the end. I've never seen a double eye gouge or a chick in a sling back flip before. But the true cherry on top has got to be the ridiculous one-liners at the end there, "I'll keep an eye out for you stingray" followed by the 80's "Yeah, See Ya!"........ so much humor in such a short space of time....

Inside a Beatles Record 1: Strawberry Fields Forever

I think you'll find that even today, the Beatles will surprise you.

The BPA ft David Byrne and Dizzee Rascal: Toe Jam

Pretty clever. NSFW?

BMW GINA Light Visionary Model

A concept car lets automotive designers go wild. This concept, which actually works and drives is one of the more bizarre ones. A shape-shifting, cloth covered car. The car will never see production, it's headed for the BMW museum in Munich.

Pic-Axe

Bug reveals true nature of reporter.

Funny...



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Weird

Feel like stretching? This can't be good for you can it? Pretty freaky...but amazing nevertheless.

SpinStar

Lock-Pic

Spanish Police don't F*** around

Self-Explanatory

Euro 2008: The BBC Intro

Usually when a gigantic football event takes place, the BBC are always at hand to come up with a phenomenal intro title sequence. Now that England have failed to qualify, it seems as if things are different.
Here is the BBC's intro to this years European championships.



I have to be honest and say I just don't like it. Can't the beeb come up with something a little less parochial? The music is a cliche and there is no sort of build up. This comical approach lacks the passion of past intros and just makes it seem like a further excuse to ignore the Euro now that the homelands didn't make the cut. If this all seems a little harsh then I'll remind you of just the adverts of the last euro, 4 years ago....

Going Postal

A worker in an office loses his shit and goes completely insane. Every moment captured on film.


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Another video of the incident on someone's camera phone.


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Large hornet on hand

Vtropica: "This giant hornet was my pet for 7 months. Here she climbs onto my fingers and enjoys a snack of honey."

The Turtle Man...

If you, like me, have no clue what you just watched but were amazed, lets just get it out of the way.

"I don't smile much cuz my teeth got knocked out by a chainsaw" (Holy shit?!)
He called himself 'a quarter yankee' (lolz)
"Demz gud eatinz!"

Sure he may be labelled as a toothless hick driving a shitty truck but honestly, this is one happy motherfucker. I wish I could get that much joy from anything as much as this guy does swimming in the swamp.

Don't look down!

This was built in 1901, this walkway now serves as an approach to Makinodromo The climbing sector of El Chorro. I want to visit this place. I don't know if I have the balls to go through with it though.

Pic Pocket

I don't think you'll want the last 11 minutes of your life back.

To me this is up there with the Mona Lisa.

Fox Pundit laughs about Obama assasination.

During a live interview on FOX. Contributor Liz Trotta made a remark that implied she wanted the assassination of Sen. Barack Obama.

Here's the vid.


From the Huffington Post: "Since Sen. Obama first declared his intention to seek the Democratic nomination for president, right-wing pundits on FOX News and a variety of other broadcast outlets have regularly called the Sen. Obama by the name "Osama" in a systematic propaganda campaign to convince the American public that a sitting member of their government has secret ties to terrorists.
As if she were providing a punchline to that long-running propaganda campaign, Trotta made known that the conclusions the public should draw were (1) that Sen. Obama and Osama bin Laden are equivalent, and (2) they both deserve to be assassinated."


I do not understand the mentality of some people. Whatever happened to friendly competition? This is getting out of hand. Plus it was a crappy joke.

An extremely soothing videogame

Play this little game with the sound on and if you don't feel the slightest bit calmer, i'll give you your money back. Best waste of 2 minutes on the internet today.

MUSIC CATCH

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Here's some eye candy

10 optical illusions (repost)

Video got taken down. :(
Here it is again, screw you youtubes!

Darvaz: The Door to hell

(From EnglishRussia) This place in Uzbekistan is called by locals “The Door to Hell”. It is situated near the small town of Darvaz. The story of this place lasts already for 35 years. Once the geologists were drilling for gas. Then suddenly during the drilling they have found an underground cavern, it was so big that all the drilling site with all the equipment and camps got deep deep under the ground. None dared to go down there because the cavern was filled with gas. So they ignited it so that no poisonous gas could come out of the hole, and since then, it’s burning, already for 35 years without any pause. Nobody knows how many tons of excellent gas has been burned for all those years but it just seems to be infinite there.



One more thing...

A TED Talk. Evelyn Glennie: How to listen to music with your whole body

A Grammy-winning percussionist and composer who became almost completely deaf by the age of 12. Her hearing loss brought her a deeper understanding of music she plays.

10 optical illusions in 2 minutes

I know it has been a while. Here's something to make up for it.

420 Revealed -- A Day of Peace

HIGH TIMES Editor-in-Chief Steven Hager visits ABC News to explain the origin and significance of 420 in this 2002 interview.

Coathanger sculptures

David Mach is an amazing artist. Using coat hangers he creates fantastic sculpture pieces. Quite a interesting talent.....

Bottles and RC car make music.

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Amazing and nerdy

Bruce Lee

Violence is the answer.

One man's rubbish

Salvadore Dali: The Mike Wallace Interview

In 1958 Salvadore Dali, the surrealist painter talked to Mike Wallace about life and Dali.

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Random Madness

I know i've been absent from this place due to spring break and school etc.. well i'm drunk and feeling guilty. Here's some random crap.









The third pic features the newly shown British currency. I'm already missing the old ones but it's a pretty cool concept.

April Fools Day on the Internets

This year brought us some great collaborations for April fools. This day always bought out the worst and best of me. I guess I don't know where the boundry is until i've stepped over it, sorry everyone i've ever known.
The net is also full of fantastic pranksters. My personal fav had to be the joint Google-Virgin "Virgle" prank. The prank looks for applicants willing to go to Mars.

Another Great prank was Gmail's Custom Time. This enables people to send e-mails on the date they specify, even if its already passed.

For an extensive list of all the internet prankness be sure to check out http://aprilfoolsdayontheweb.com/

What's the most facinating/scary thing ever made?

I introduce the Boston Dynamic Big Dog (DARPA). Your jaw will drop but have you thought of how scary the future could be?

The Coolest Guy Around.

This fella is my personal epitome of cool.

Yes I know that's a Parrot

Deer Hunter - Russian Roulette

I think the site is a little short on the always fantastic Christopher Walken. Here he is in the infamous russian roulette scene with Robert DeNiro.

Jeremy Irons talks about the death penalty

This was for Amnesty International. I can see how there are two sides to this, but Lolita was just wrong.

George Carlin, The American Dream

I Love George Carlin.... Not because he's funny, but because he's honest, intelligent AND funny. I got to see this particular HBO special live just so I could realize how insignificant I really am.

The Most Beautiful Piano

(From Freshome) "the Schimmel Pegasus Piano doesn’t look like a piano. With those beautifully sculpted curves this piano looks more like a futuristic spaceship. The Piano has over 200 strings with a key assembly of 10000 pieces with a fully adjustable hydraulic lid. Now you can have your own Schimmel Pegasus Piano because there’s one for sale until March 15th, only 14 were made ten years ago for people like Eddie Murphy, Lenny Kravitz, and Prince. The pianist’s touch determines the speed and energy of the hammer contacting and energizing the strings. The pianist’s touch determines the speed and energy of the hammer contacting and energizing the strings. Details in workmanship and material are paramount if the pianist is to enjoy playing the instrument and experience rich, expanded dynamic sonority. Schimmel keyboard/action systems are examples of exclusive workmanship, regulated to discriminating standards and ideally matched to the strung back assemblies. they are asking only $110,000, and their highest bit is currently at $100,000."
Edit: pictures removed. Found new ones ;)

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