The Turtle Man...

If you, like me, have no clue what you just watched but were amazed, lets just get it out of the way.

"I don't smile much cuz my teeth got knocked out by a chainsaw" (Holy shit?!)
He called himself 'a quarter yankee' (lolz)
"Demz gud eatinz!"

Sure he may be labelled as a toothless hick driving a shitty truck but honestly, this is one happy motherfucker. I wish I could get that much joy from anything as much as this guy does swimming in the swamp.