Some of the worst acting on T.V.

It was all well and good until CSI Miami became the most watched show in the world. Yes, that right. Now I want to break David Caruso's stupid sunglasses in half. Why do people love this crap?



I've only watched this thing to 3 mins. I'm amazed that's only halfway.



Carrey nails it.

Faking a heart attack in court

Summer is here and I was enjoying it but now I'm back with a little advice.
Don't be as amazingly stupid as this guy.


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Carlin on names

I haven't watched much else these days...

Denon $500 1.5 Meter Ethernet cable!

This is just ridiculous....
Some how the electronics manufacturer Denon thinks it can sell a $2 product at a mark up of 25000%. And you know what... they can. Some rich idiots have spent money on these things.



But I have to say... the description is a lot better. "Denon's 1.5 meter (59 in.) ultra premium Denon Link cable was designed for the audio enthusiast. Made from high purity copper wire and high performance connection parts, the AK-DL1 will bring out all the nuances in digital audio reproduction from any of our Denon DVD players with the Denon Link feature. Attention to detail when building this cable was used by employing high quality insulation, tin-bearing alloy shielding and woven jacketing to reduce vibration and to add durability. Additionally, signal directional markings are provided for optimum signal transfer. Rounded plug levers help prevent breakage."
Classic...
If you are still shaking your head you should read the fantastic Amazon reviews.

Here are some highlights:

"Holding this cable in my hands actually makes me feel that much closer to the Lord Jesus.."

"If time travel is your thing, there is just no way to get the flux capacitor to fire correctly without this cable. Well worth the money."


"This cable in unbelivable, I connected this puppy upto my PC and router, and it's made the world of difference, last night I managed to download the entire Internet to my PC in 10 nanoseconds, when I view pages, there are no load times at all, and all the p0rn looks so much better.

This is the best $499.99 I have ever spent, the fact it's now reduced by $1 is even better. Get one now, and download the internet instantly yourself."

O.K. that's enough for today. I guess there really is a sucker born every minute.

So bad its good

Nothing currently is funnier to me then awful movies that are unintentionally entertaining. This ranges from action flicks to things like Walker Texas Ranger. I don't think I'm alone here so I will begin with one of the greatest fight scenes of all time.




Have you seen anything more entertaining? If you didn't finish it, the true gold is at the end. I've never seen a double eye gouge or a chick in a sling back flip before. But the true cherry on top has got to be the ridiculous one-liners at the end there, "I'll keep an eye out for you stingray" followed by the 80's "Yeah, See Ya!"........ so much humor in such a short space of time....

Bug reveals true nature of reporter.

Funny...



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April Fools Day on the Internets

This year brought us some great collaborations for April fools. This day always bought out the worst and best of me. I guess I don't know where the boundry is until i've stepped over it, sorry everyone i've ever known.
The net is also full of fantastic pranksters. My personal fav had to be the joint Google-Virgin "Virgle" prank. The prank looks for applicants willing to go to Mars.

Another Great prank was Gmail's Custom Time. This enables people to send e-mails on the date they specify, even if its already passed.

For an extensive list of all the internet prankness be sure to check out http://aprilfoolsdayontheweb.com/

George Carlin, The American Dream

I Love George Carlin.... Not because he's funny, but because he's honest, intelligent AND funny. I got to see this particular HBO special live just so I could realize how insignificant I really am.

The Landlord

Laugh.....This has been seen a million times but it's still a classic.

The Hour : Ricky Gervais

Half decent little interview. If you appreciate Gervais sense of humor or have the potential to laugh at a joke, you might get something from this.

I'm F**king (insert celeb name here)

Well if you haven't seen the little clip made famous on Jimmy Kimmel, fret not. By the end of this you will be sick of this little tune.

I'm F**king Matt Damon:



I'm F**king Ben Affleck: (jump to 1:25)



I'm F**king Seth Rogen: (yep, this one's new)